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Florida’s being paved over one palmetto at a time—and Hank’s officially had enough. This crop tee tells the story of a displaced Skunk Ape turned reluctant protestor, holding a sign that says what we’re all thinking: "Homeless Due 2 Develupment."
Whether you’re a born-and-raised wild child or just protective of what’s left, Hank’s your spirit creature. He didn’t ask to be the face of Florida’s resistance—but he’ll hold the sign if you wear the shirt.
Printed front and back with Hank’s iconic sad stare and the BFE stamp of real ones, this shirt pairs perfectly with jean shorts, bad infrastructure, and righteous indignation.
✅ Product Features
🧵 65% polyester, 35% combed, ring-spun cotton ☁️ Ultra-light fabric for max breathability 💫 Modest, relaxed fit with raw hems for an easy drape ✂️ Tear-away label = no itchy tag drama 🐊 Small BFE logo printed at the upper back
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold 🧺 Tumble dry low 🌬️ No bleach 🚫 Iron/steam low if needed Do not dry clean
🦧🏗️ Hank lost his home. Don’t lose your nerve. Florida’s full. And Hank Ain’t Havin’ It.
