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They Paved Paradise Relaxed-Fit Tee
They Paved Paradise Relaxed-Fit Tee
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đźš§ Warning: May cause spontaneous rants about overdevelopment.
This tee says what every real Floridian’s thinking. With a vintage-style Florida graphic and the blunt truth — They Paved Paradise… — it’s a soft but savage way to speak up without saying a word.
The front keeps it chill with Big Florida Energy branding, while the back calls out every bulldozer, developer, and HOA paving over what made this state paradise in the first place.
Details:
đź§µ Soft, breathable cotton with a broken-in feel
🏝️ Midweight and easy to layer or rock solo
đźź© Laid-back fit made for native comfort
🌊 Screen-printed design with vintage texture vibes
Care Tips:
🌀 Wash cold — inside out keeps it fresh
🌬️ Tumble dry low or hang it like laundry on a swamp breeze
🚫 Don’t iron the art (duh)
♻️ Wear it often — raise awareness, not your blood pressure
 | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
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Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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