Built like Florida. Tough, wild, and not for sale. 🐊🛑
Gumbo’s not asking. He’s telling. Our grumpiest gator mascot is officially on protest patrol—sign raised, patience gone, and ready to put the brakes on bulldozers. This isn’t just a tee—it’s a statement. One that says: “Not here. Not anymore.”
Whether you’re watching your hometown vanish behind construction fencing or stuck behind another half-baked roundabout, this shirt’s got your back (literally). Small FloBro logo on the front, full-size Gumbo vs. Development graphic on the back—because subtlety’s overrated when your state’s under siege.
✅ Product Features 🧵 100% ring-spun cotton = worn-in comfort, day one 🎨 Garment-dyed for that vintage, no-BS Florida look 📏 Pre-shrunk so it fits like it should, wash after wash 💪 Double-needle stitching = built for heat, sweat, and resistance 😎 Relaxed men’s fit—room to move, protest, or side-eye developers
🐊 Gumbo’s Advice: Wear it loud. Guard your green space. Save your town. Then grab a pub sub and celebrate a small win for the wild. ✌️🌾🚫
🧼 Care Instructions Wash cold with like colors ❄️ Tumble dry low or hang dry for swamp-style longevity 🌬️ No bleach (Gumbo says don’t be that guy) 🚫 Iron inside-out if needed (or don’t—rugged is in) ⚡
