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🚙 They’re Back... I-75 Limited Tee
🚙 They’re Back... I-75 Limited Tee
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It’s that time of year again: license plates from Ohio, Indiana, and Michigan are swarming southbound on I-75 like lovebugs with better health insurance. If you’ve ever white-knuckled the steering wheel behind a 40 MPH left-laner in a beige Crown Vic—this tee was made for you.
Soft, durable, and slightly judgmental—just like your favorite Florida man. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and maybe they’ll get the hint: Florida ain’t a retirement home.
🤙 Why You’ll Love It
🌟Heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton that’s already got that "been-through-some-stuff" softness
🌟Roomy, relaxed fit for tailgating at Buc-ee’s or rage-walking through Costco
🌟Double-stitched durability—because your wardrobe shouldn’t fall apart just because society is
🌟Classic crewneck in black to hide road rage sweat stains
🌟Exclusive drop for true Floridians who know the horror of Naples traffic in January
🧼 Care Instructions
🧼 Machine wash cold like your icy stare at seasonal residents
🚫 Don’t bleach unless you want it looking like a tourist’s sunburn
🔄 Tumble dry low to protect the print—and your sanity
🚫 Don’t iron the graphic (unless you want to melt the highway)
🌴 Hang dry if you live that clothesline-core life
📏 Size Chart (Unisex Fit)
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 26.5 |
| M | 20 | 28 |
| L | 22 | 29.25 |
| XL | 24 | 30.75 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31.5 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.5 |
This tee is limited edition, just like your patience in peak snowbird season.
Get yours before they cause another 10-car pileup at Exit 213. 🐊💥
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