Stop Moving to Florida Yard Sign

🚫 Welcome to Florida... Just Kidding. Keep Driving. 🌴

Make your front yard the first line of defense against the invasion of transplants with The FloBro Show’s Stop Moving to Florida Yard Sign. Whether you're beachside, backwoods, or buried in a newly built subdivision that used to be a cow pasture, this sign says what we’re all thinking—Florida is full.

Crafted from durable, outdoor-ready plastic with a clean matte finish, this sign is made to withstand Florida sun, sideways rain, and HOA side-eyes. It comes with a sturdy aluminum stake for easy setup—just plant and protect your slice of the Sunshine State.

Available in three different sizes, so you can go subtle or go savage.

Why You’ll Love It:

🔥 Straight from The FloBro Show – Real Florida, real fed up
💪 Durable Plastic with Matte Finish – Built for whatever Florida throws at it
📏 Three Size Options – Pick your level of warning
🛠️ Includes Sturdy Aluminum Stake – Easy install, no nonsense
🇺🇸 Made & Printed in the USA – Supporting small business, not big development

Care Instructions:

🧼 Wipe with a clean, dry cloth
💧 For tougher dirt, use a damp cloth
🚫 Don’t rub too hard—this sign already speaks volumes

🔥 Because someone had to say it. 🔥

Disclaimer:
The FloBro Show, FLOrigins, and stopmovingtoflorida.com are not responsible for the loss, theft, or unauthorized removal of this sign. We are also not liable for any misuse or littering involving this product. By purchasing, you agree that you are solely responsible for its placement, care, and any local regulations it may be subject to. Keep it clean, keep it legal, and keep repping Florida with pride. 🐊📍🌴