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Fakewood Ranch Tee
Fakewood Ranch Tee
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Welcome to Fakewood Ranch—where the traffic never ends, the HOA fees never stop, and the palm trees were planted last week. If you know, you know. This tee is for the real Floridians who remember when this place was actually Florida—before it was all cookie-cutter houses, roundabouts, and folks who “just moved here from New York.”
Featuring "Fakewood Ranch" boldly printed on the front, this tee lets everyone know that you see through the master-planned illusion. And on the back, you'll find FLOrigins' FloridaMan flag and branding—because real Floridians know where they stand.
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is lightweight, breathable, and softer than the promises of “preserving green space.” Designed for everyday wear, it fits like an old favorite—comfortable, structured, and durable enough to withstand endless conversations with your new neighbors about why they "just love it here."
Available in multiple colors and sizes XS to 4XL, this tee is your new uniform for surviving Fakewood Ranch life.
Why You’ll Love It:
🔥 "Fakewood Ranch" front design – A badge of honor for those who see through the sprawl
🐊 FLOrigins' FloridaMan flag on the back – Because real Floridians keep it wild
🌴 Ultra-soft fabric – 100% cotton for solid colors, breathable poly blends in select shades
💪 Classic retail fit – Comfortable and structured, just like a well-planned community (but better)
🚫 Tear-away label – No scratchy tags, just good vibes
✔️ Official FLOrigins merch – Because someone needs to keep it real
Care Instructions:
🧼 Machine wash warm
🚫 No chlorine bleach
🌬️ Tumble dry low
🧺 Medium heat iron if needed
🚫 No dry cleaning
Designed by Native Artistry, LLC dba as FLOrigins, the official brand partner of The FloBro Show.
Bella+Canvas is committed to ethical and sustainable manufacturing, with all facilities (domestic and international) following no-sweatshop and WRAP-certified guidelines.
🔥 Trapped in Fakewood Ranch? Might as well look good. 🔥
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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