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When the swamps get bulldozed, the warnings get louder 🦧🚧
Hank was just a chill Skunk Ape living deep in the Florida wilds—until the trees came down, the roads came in, and his home turned into a "luxury eco-village" with no room for anything wild. Now he’s out here, shades on, sign in hand, letting the world know exactly how over it he is: "Homeless Due 2 Develupment."
This soft, flattering v-neck brings Hank’s protest to life—because the destruction of Florida’s wilderness deserves more than silence. Whether you’re at the farmers market or just out for a walk where a swamp used to be, this shirt speaks volumes without saying a word.
🌴 Why It Belongs in Your Rotation
Features original Hank artwork on the front
Small BFE x Florida flag logo printed on the back
V-neck cut adds comfort and style without trying too hard
A wearable way to take a stand for wild Florida
🧵 Product Features
100% cotton for everyday softness
Ribbed knit v-neckline that holds its shape
Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for long wear
Double-needle hem = long-lasting quality
Semi-fitted cut that flatters without clinging
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 90°F)
Do not bleach
Air dry or tumble dry low
Iron on low if needed (not on Hank’s shades)
Do not dry clean
🦧📢 Buy the shirt. Spread the word. Help find Hank a home. Florida’s wild side is worth saving—just ask Hank.
