Florida’s full—and you just stepped on Gumbo’s Last Nerve.
Meet Gumbo: our salty, sign-wavin’, swamp-stompin’ mascot with zero patience for transplants, traffic, or another cookie-cutter neighborhood sprouting up overnight. He’s not here to make friends—he’s here to make a statement. Loudly. On your back. In bold print. 💥
This tee isn’t just clothing—it’s a line in the (quick)sand. With a clean front logo and an unapologetic back graphic, it's for native Floridians who’ve had enough. Enough concrete. Enough sprawl. Enough asking, “So how far are you from the beach?”
Crafted from soft, garment-dyed cotton that feels like an old favorite from day one, this tee is made to outlast summer storms and HOA drama alike. Whether you’re fishin’, chillin’, or just silently judging out-of-state plates, this is the fit for your Florida state of mind.
✅ Product Features
100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for vintage vibes 🎨
Pre-shrunk + soft-washed = comfort level: hammock nap ☁️
Durable double-needle stitching 🧵
Relaxed fit—built for heat and swamp humidity 🌡️
🧼 Care Instructions
Wash cold with like colors ❄️
Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve that laid-back softness 🌞
Don’t bleach. Gumbo will know. 👀
Iron inside-out if needed (but who does that in Florida anyway?)
Gumbo’s Last Nerve is also available in women’s tees and crop tops—because losing your patience should always look this good. 🐊🔥🛑
