🌴 We’re committed to keeping Florida wild — and that includes how we do business. 🌎💥 All of our merch is made-to-order to reduce waste and support a more sustainable future. While we're proudly based in Florida, some of our production partners are located in other U.S. states, so your items may ship from different locations and arrive in separate packages. Production times typically range from 5 to 14 days, depending on the partner and overall demand. We’ll send tracking info for each item as soon as it’s on the way.Thanks for supporting real Florida, real people, and real change. 🤙🏼
Meet Gumbo: our side-eye slingin’, sign-wavin’, over-it gator mascot who’s had enough of bulldozers, HOA takeovers, and out-of-state chaos. He’s the unofficial protector of Publix parking spots and palmetto patches—and he’s making his stance loud and clear. 👉 STOP MOVING TO FLORIDA.
This women’s relaxed-fit tee brings the fire 🔥 with a crisp front logo and a bold back graphic featuring Gumbo mid-protest. Whether you’re tired of traffic, mourning the mangroves, or mentally blocking every new zoning meeting—this shirt’s got your back (literally).
✨ For the women who love Florida wild, not wiped out.
✅ Product Features ☁️ 100% ring-spun cotton for that worn-in feel 🎨 Garment-dyed for a soft, sun-washed look 📏 Pre-shrunk = no laundry surprises 🧵 Double-needle stitching = built to last through swamp heat and protest season 🙌 Tagless neck = no itch, no fuss 👚 Relaxed women’s fit: loose, flattering, and made to move
🐊 Gumbo’s Advice: Slip it on. Speak without saying a word. Then reclaim your peace, your parking spot, and maybe your county commission meeting. ✌️🌾🛑
🧼 Care Instructions Wash cold with like colors ❄️👕 Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep it breezy 🌬️ No bleach (Gumbo said no) 🚫 Iron inside-out if needed (wrinkles = native texture) 🧼⚡
