Meet Gumbo: our side-eye slingin’, sign-wavin’, over-it gator mascot who’s had enough of bulldozers, HOA takeovers, and out-of-state chaos. He’s the unofficial protector of Publix parking spots and palmetto patches—and he’s making his stance loud and clear. 👉 STOP MOVING TO FLORIDA.
This women’s relaxed-fit tee brings the fire 🔥 with a crisp front logo and a bold back graphic featuring Gumbo mid-protest. Whether you’re tired of traffic, mourning the mangroves, or mentally blocking every new zoning meeting—this shirt’s got your back (literally).
✨ For the women who love Florida wild, not wiped out.
✅ Product Features ☁️ 100% ring-spun cotton for that worn-in feel 🎨 Garment-dyed for a soft, sun-washed look 📏 Pre-shrunk = no laundry surprises 🧵 Double-needle stitching = built to last through swamp heat and protest season 🙌 Tagless neck = no itch, no fuss 👚 Relaxed women’s fit: loose, flattering, and made to move
🐊 Gumbo’s Advice: Slip it on. Speak without saying a word. Then reclaim your peace, your parking spot, and maybe your county commission meeting. ✌️🌾🛑
🧼 Care Instructions Wash cold with like colors ❄️👕 Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep it breezy 🌬️ No bleach (Gumbo said no) 🚫 Iron inside-out if needed (wrinkles = native texture) 🧼⚡
