Hank Ain't Havin' It Relaxed-Fit Tee 😎

Save a Skunk Ape 🦧✨

Hank used to live a peaceful life in the Florida backwoods—drippin’ swamp water, mindin’ his own business, vibin’ under the cypress. That was before the bulldozers came through, clear-cut his home, and threw up a master-planned community named “The Preserve.” Now Hank’s out here with nothing but his shades, his cardboard sign, and a whole lotta righteous rage.

He didn’t want to be the face of a movement. But when the last tree falls, the loudest voice is the one that smells like swamp funk and justice.

💥 Why This Tee Slaps

This isn’t just a comfy tee—it’s a call to action.
When you wear Hank Ain’t Havin’ It, you’re standing up for Florida’s wild side. You’re telling every developer with a clipboard and no conscience: “We see you—and we’re not buying your stucco-sided lies.”

Every purchase helps bring attention to the vanishing Florida Hank (and his cryptid cousins). Buy a shirt. Help find Hank a home. Make overdevelopment uncomfortable again.

👕 Product Info

• Relaxed-fit women’s tee – flattering, breathable, and chill like Hank used to be

• Ultra-soft cotton blend you’ll never want to take off

• Lightweight feel, drop-shoulder seams, loose fit = perfection

• Front print: Hank holding his protest sign

• Back neck: Small BFE x Florida flag logo

🧼 Care Instructions

• Wash cold inside out—preserve Hank’s tragic expression

• Tumble dry low or hang-dry like a true swamp witch

• No bleach, no iron on Hank’s sad little sign

• Gentle cycle, savage message 💅

🦧🌴 For the women who care about wildlife, water quality, and what used to be here—this one’s for you. Hank lost his home. Don’t lose yours.