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Palmaghetto Tee
Palmaghetto Tee
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Welcome to Palmaghetto—where chain-link fences double as front yard décor, the Dollar General is the neighborhood hotspot, and at least one person on your street is running an auto repair business out of their driveway. If you’ve ever seen a grill held together with bungee cords or a boat that hasn’t touched water in a decade, congratulations—you’re home.
Featuring "Palmaghetto" front and center, this tee is a nod to the real side of Palmetto—where paycheck-to-paycheck meets Florida pride, and the HOA would never survive. On the back, you’ll find FLOrigins' FloridaMan flag and branding, because this is the kind of Florida that doesn’t make it onto postcards.
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is lightweight, breathable, and softer than that one couch everyone’s grandma keeps covered in plastic. Designed for everyday wear, it’s structured enough to last but relaxed enough for running errands in slides and gym shorts.
Available in multiple colors and sizes XS to 4XL, this tee is for those who know that “ghetto” in Florida means mismatched siding, an above-ground pool that’s seen better days, and a neighborhood that may be rough around the edges—but always feels like home.
Why You’ll Love It:
🔥 "Palmaghetto" front design – A tribute to the real side of town
🐊 FLOrigins' FloridaMan flag on the back – Because this is peak FloridaMan country
🌴 Ultra-soft fabric – 100% cotton for solid colors, breathable poly blends in select shades
💪 Classic retail fit – Comfortable, structured, and built for all-day wear
🚫 Tear-away label – No scratchy tags, just good vibes
✔️ Official FLOrigins merch – Because someone’s gotta tell it like it is
Care Instructions:
🧼 Machine wash warm
🚫 No chlorine bleach
🌬️ Tumble dry low
🧺 Medium heat iron if needed
🚫 No dry cleaning
Bella+Canvas is committed to ethical and sustainable manufacturing, with all facilities (domestic and international) following no-sweatshop and WRAP-certified guidelines.
🔥 Palmaghetto—where the lawnmower stays in the front yard year-round. 🔥
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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