The Plant Crops, Not Houses Tank from Matt the Welder keeps it cool while keeping it real—protect farmland, not subdivisions. Featuring bold green artwork with strawberries and fields, this laid-back staple brings Real Florida spirit to long summer days and honest work.
Exclusively retailed by The FloBro Show.
Why you’ll love it (Fit & Fabric)
✅ Statement graphic that stands for something
🧵 Garment-dyed softness that feels broken-in from day one; pre-shrunk for a consistent fit
🧍♂️ Relaxed unisex cut with wide arm openings for easy movement
💪 Substantial midweight 100% ring-spun cotton that holds its shape without feeling heavy
🔒 Bound neckline and armholes for lasting durability
Care Instructions
🧺 Wash cold, inside-out
🌬️ Tumble dry low or hang dry
🚫 No bleach
🧼 Cool iron inside-out if needed (avoid the print)
📏 How to Measure
For the best fit, measure a favorite tank laid flat on a table:
👕 Chest Width: Measure straight across the front, 1" below the armholes. (Double this number for full chest circumference.)
📏 Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder (next to the collar) straight down to the hem.
💡 Fit Tip: True to size for a relaxed classic fit; size up for extra room through the chest or a looser drape.
📐 Size chart (garment measurements, inches)
Chest = width laid flat, 1" below armhole • Length = highest point of shoulder to hem
| Size |
Chest (in) |
Length (in) |
| XS |
16.5 |
26.5 |
| S |
18.25 |
27.5 |
| M |
20.25 |
28.5 |
| L |
22 |
29.5 |
| XL |
23.75 |
30.5 |
| 2XL |
25.5 |
31.5 |
| 3XL |
27.25 |
32.5 |
⚠️ Made to Order
All The FloBro Show apparel is produced on demand to reduce waste. Please allow 5–14 business days for production and delivery. Items may ship separately when ordered with other products.
