This isn’t just a sign. It’s a line in the sand. If you’re sick of cow pastures becoming cookie-cutter cul-de-sacs, wetlands getting paved over for luxury condos, and every square inch of Old Florida being sold to the highest bidder — plant one of these in your yard and let ‘em know: we see what you’re doing, and we’ve had enough.
Crafted from tough, weather-resistant plastic and backed by the Stop Moving to Florida movement, this sign calls out the bulldozer bros, the developers (including our FWC officials), and every city commissioner rubber-stamping the destruction of what made Florida special.
Why You’ll Love It: 🌴 Message from The FloBro Show – Because Florida doesn’t need another shopping plaza 🚜 Anti-Sprawl Statement Piece – Targets greedy developers where it hurts 💪 Matte-Finish Plastic – Withstands hurricanes, heat, and HOA passive-aggression 📏 Three Size Options – Choose your level of "Not in my backyard" 🛠️ Sturdy Aluminum Stake – Because cardboard signs don’t cut it anymore Made & Printed in the USA – Built by small business, not big development
Care Instructions: 🧼 Wipe clean with a dry or damp cloth 💧 Rain? Bring it. Sun? No sweat. HOA? Let ‘em send a letter.
Every new subdivision is another habitat lost. Every strip mall is another piece of real Florida gone. Draw the line at your front yard. stopmovingtoflorida.com 🐊
