Stop Moving to Florida Heavyweight Luxury Beach Towels - FloridaMan

🌴 Soak Up the Sun. Send a Message. ☀️

Whether you're posted up on the beach, lounging by the pool, or drying off after a wild FloridaMan-worthy adventure, the Stop Moving to Florida Heavyweight Luxury Beach Towel makes sure everyone around you knows—we're full.

This ain't your average towel. Oversized at 38" x 72" and crafted for ultimate comfort, it's got a plush polyester front that displays the bold, vivid FloridaMan design, while the cotton loop backing keeps it durable and absorbent—perfect for shaking off the saltwater or catching some rays in style.

Why You Need It:

🔥 Luxuriously Soft & Heavyweight – Because Florida deserves nothing less
🌊 Oversized 38” x 72” – No tiny tourist towels here
🏝️ Vibrant FloridaMan Design – Printed in vivid detail to make a statement
☀️ Cotton Loop Backing – Super absorbent for all your post-swim needs
🚫 Stop the Sprawl – A bold way to let the newcomers know

Materials:

📏 Size: 38” x 72” (big enough to claim your space)
🎨 Front: 100% plush polyester for ultra-vivid print
🛠️ Back: 100% cotton loop for premium absorbency

Designed by Native Artistry, LLC dba as FLOrigins, the official brand partner of The FloBro Show.

🔥 Lay back. Stay salty. Defend Florida. 🔥