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They Paved Paradise Tee

They Paved Paradise Tee

Regular price $25.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $25.00 USD
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🚧 Warning: May cause spontaneous rants about overdevelopment.

This tee says what every real Floridian’s thinking. With a vintage-style Florida graphic and the blunt truth — They Paved Paradise… — it’s a soft but savage way to speak up without saying a word.

The front keeps it chill with Big Florida Energy branding, while the back calls out every bulldozer, developer, and HOA paving over what made this state paradise in the first place.


Details:
🧵 Soft, breathable cotton with a broken-in feel
🏝️ Midweight and easy to layer or rock solo
🟩 Laid-back fit made for native comfort
🌊 Screen-printed design with vintage texture vibes


Care Tips:
🌀 Wash cold — inside out keeps it fresh
🌬️ Tumble dry low or hang it like laundry on a swamp breeze
🚫 Don’t iron the art (duh)
♻️ Wear it often — raise awareness, not your blood pressure

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

 

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