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🛻 They’re Back... I-95 Limited Tee
🛻 They’re Back... I-95 Limited Tee
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Brace yourself. The Snowbirds are migrating again—flocking south down I-95 like it’s their God-given right to clog our roads and crowd our Publix parking lots. But don’t worry, we made the perfect tee for Floridians who’d rather throw a sandbag at a blinkerless Buick than lose their last nerve.
This limited-run black tee is soft, broken-in, and ready for battle—because you're gonna need all the comfort you can get when “they” start complaining that our winters are too hot.
🤙 Why You’ll Love It
🌟Premium heavyweight cotton with that lived-in feel from Day One 🧼
🌟Relaxed, room-for-activities fit—like dodging Michigan plates in a Winn-Dixie lot
🌟Pre-shrunk so your rage isn’t the only thing that stays consistent
🌟Double-needle stitching because your tolerance might unravel, but your seams won’t
🌟Black only—like your mood when you hear “I just moved down from Jersey!”
🧼 Care Instructions
🌀 Machine wash cold with like-minded Floridians
🚫 Don’t bleach—unless you're trying to look like them
🧺 Tumble dry low to preserve both fabric and your patience
🧻 Do not iron the graphic unless you're tryna melt I-95 off the map
🌞 Hang dry if you’re fancy or just wanna sun-dry it like gator jerky
đź“Ź Size Chart (Unisex Fit)
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 26.5 |
| M | 20 | 28 |
| L | 22 | 29.25 |
| XL | 24 | 30.75 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31.5 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.5 |
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Limited drop. Once these tees are gone, they’re gone faster than a snowbird in April. 🦩
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