🛻 They’re Back... I-95 Limited Tee

Brace yourself. The Snowbirds are migrating again—flocking south down I-95 like it’s their God-given right to clog our roads and crowd our Publix parking lots. But don’t worry, we made the perfect tee for Floridians who’d rather throw a sandbag at a blinkerless Buick than lose their last nerve.

This limited-run black tee is soft, broken-in, and ready for battle—because you're gonna need all the comfort you can get when “they” start complaining that our winters are too hot.

🤙 Why You’ll Love It

🌟Premium heavyweight cotton with that lived-in feel from Day One 🧼

🌟Relaxed, room-for-activities fit—like dodging Michigan plates in a Winn-Dixie lot

🌟Pre-shrunk so your rage isn’t the only thing that stays consistent

🌟Double-needle stitching because your tolerance might unravel, but your seams won’t

🌟Black only—like your mood when you hear “I just moved down from Jersey!”

🧼 Care Instructions

🌀 Machine wash cold with like-minded Floridians

🚫 Don’t bleach—unless you're trying to look like them

🧺 Tumble dry low to preserve both fabric and your patience

🧻 Do not iron the graphic unless you're tryna melt I-95 off the map

🌞 Hang dry if you’re fancy or just wanna sun-dry it like gator jerky

📏 Size Chart (Unisex Fit)

Limited drop. Once these tees are gone, they’re gone faster than a snowbird in April. 🦩