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🛻They're Back... - I-75 Limited Long Sleeve Tee

🛻They're Back... - I-75 Limited Long Sleeve Tee

Regular price $32.00 USD
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If you’ve been anywhere near I-75 this season, you already know—the snowbirds are here in full force. From Michigan RVs to Ohio minivans with turn signals permanently broken, the annual migration has officially landed. This heavyweight, garment-dyed long sleeve is built for locals who watch the chaos unfold from the slow lane and shake their heads every time. Soft, tough, and already broken-in, this jet-black tee is your uniform for surviving migration madness.

Why You’ll Love It
🔥 Heavyweight feel tough enough for tailgates, rest stops, and traffic jams
👕 Relaxed, broken-in vibe that feels like an old favorite on day one
🌙 Long sleeves perfect for “Florida cold” nights that dip below 70°
🖤 Only available in black—because sarcasm looks better in the shadows

Care Instructions
🧼 Machine wash cold with like colors to keep it crisp
🌪 Turn inside out before washing to guard the print
☀️ Tumble dry low or hang dry—same patience you’ll need on I-75
🚫 Don’t bleach, unless you’re trying to match that blinding rental RV glow

Fit Note
Unisex sizing with a relaxed cut. True to size—size up if you want extra room.


Size Chart (in inches)

 

Size Body Length Body Width Sleeve Length
S 27 18 33.5
M 28.5 20 35
L 30 22 36.5
XL 31.5 24 38
2XL 32.75 26 39
3XL 33 27.75 39.75

 

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